Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, shocked by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.