In Case You Thought They Would Rebuild it Without the Ghosts...
Our neighborhood haunted house was recently dismantled (presumably by the very same denizens of the undead realm who so recently had caused distress), and the rebuilding has commenced.
I know that most townspeople expect an apparition-free building.
I do not.
Case in point: what (besides scary noises and appearances) characterizes a good haunted house... besides stairways and doors to nowhere?
I present my evidence: