Friday, March 06, 2009

In Case You Thought They Would Rebuild it Without the Ghosts...

Our neighborhood haunted house was recently dismantled (presumably by the very same denizens of the undead realm who so recently had caused distress), and the rebuilding has commenced.

I know that most townspeople expect an apparition-free building.

I do not.

Case in point: what (besides scary noises and appearances) characterizes a good haunted house... besides stairways and doors to nowhere?

I present my evidence:


Amy said...

I think they should put random doors all over the thing to confuse the ghosts. The more the merrier.

Anonymous said...

It's called a fire escape. Pretty normal on a commercial building.

The Thief said...

Yeah, "anonymous" you're a comic genius. I knew I could count on you to bring some well-needed humor to this website.