I Have the Precious
For almost ten years, I have been the sole owner of the precious, but as rings of power are apt to do, it began to move. In fact, it was a week and a half ago when it saw its chance to try to return to Sauron. I had travelled far from my cave and upon beginning my return journey, I realized that the precious was gone!
I went back in and looked everywhere I'd been and I emptied out my gym bag to see if it could possibly have ended up in there. I even looked in my gloves.
I was starting to think that some filthy Hobbitses has stolen the precious, but today, as I was getting out of the car after my trip to the Y, I found it on the floorboard of the back seat of the car. Now I have the Precious!